1. nbchannibal:

Martini with a tear twist.

    nbchannibal:

    Martini with a tear twist.

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  2. overlypolitebisexual:

    whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

    (via buildaplacetohideyourfear)

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  4. thisisthedoctorsdesign:

    you see, it’s a metaphor

    you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

    (via buildaplacetohideyourfear)

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  5. wellheyproductions:

    the-average-gatsby:

    the-average-gatsby:

    imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

    so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

    out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

    Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.

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  6. edwardspoonhands:

    justforgenji:

    the majestic hank green or as Grace Helbig coined it:

    "@hankgreen is the Michael Flatley of YouTube"

    Am I wearing a car air freshener?

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  7. theunitedchurchofshrek:

    yourtubes:

    reblog if your url represents who you really are 

    Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Shrek?

    (via tyleroakley)

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  8. nordvarg:

Lake Louise • Canada

    nordvarg:

    Lake Louise • Canada

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  9. jonnovstheinternet:

    So I heard it’s Earth Day

    image

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  11. realizes:

♡personal/love♡

    realizes:

    ♡personal/love♡

    (via connorfranta)

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  12. hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

    hotsuburbandad:

    This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

    (via troyesivan)

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  13. ladyknucklesinshape:

    gandalph:

    livvefast:

    ditch-able-prom-date:

    thetableistryingtoeatme:

    Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

    shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

    shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

    shout out to everyone who can treat people with respect despite their differences

    True love and happiness right here.

    (via sometimesihavesomethingcooltosay)

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  15. cybergy:

DUDE OMG

    cybergy:

    DUDE OMG

    (via pervyjackcrawford)

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